Her Husband Threw a Fit When She Didn’t Notice His New Boots, but Her Response is Pure Gold.

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, live in Arkansas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one... Her Husband Threw a Fit When She Didn’t Notice His New Boots, but Her Response is Pure Gold.

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, live in Arkansas.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife:

“Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looks him over:

“Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time:

“Notice anything different NOW?”

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Margaret looks up and says:

“Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yells:

“And do you know why it’s hanging down, Margaret?!”


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