She Was Frequently Disturbed By Telemarketer Calls, Then She Decided To Do This… So Funny!

Me: Hello? Them: Hello sir, I am calling from A Market Research Company*. Would you be willing to take a short study with us?... She Was Frequently Disturbed By Telemarketer Calls, Then She Decided To Do This… So Funny!

Me: Hello?

Them: Hello sir, I am calling from A Market Research Company*. Would you be willing to take a short study with us?

Me: Absolutely! We here at Evermoon Consulting are always ready to provide opinion based data to our clients!

Them: Um… Ok? Anyway, the survey just takes about 5 minutes and when finished you are entered into a drawing to win a 3 day vacation to Cancun.

Me: That will not be needed. Our usual remuneration per our standard service agreement is all that is required. However please be aware that our lowest billable period is one hour and this call will be billed for an hour of service even if only five minutes is used.

Them: No sir, this will only take five minutes not an hour.

Me: I understand, however your firm will still be billed the minimum hour as per our services agreements. That comes to $225. How would you like to take care of this today? Do you have billing set up with us already? If so I just need the corporate code for your company.


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