Dad Finds Daughter With A Young Man On His Couch. But What He Did Next Is Priceless.

Dad here. One morning I came down the stairs, seeing this exact scene — my 17 year old daughter with a young man, asleep... Dad Finds Daughter With A Young Man On His Couch. But What He Did Next Is Priceless.

Dad here.

One morning I came down the stairs, seeing this exact scene — my 17 year old daughter with a young man, asleep after what must have been a night of ‘hard labor’. I very quietly made breakfast, went back upstairs and told my wife, son and other (youngest) daughter to be very quiet because people were still asleep.

Our dinner table is on the other side of the room, about 20 feet from the couch but right in front of it. We all sat down and I yelled “YOUNG MAN” — never ever have I seen someone wake up and move from horizontal to vertical that fast. “Breakfast is ready!” I said with a tone as if I gladly would suck his soul out of his body. I pulled out the chair beside me. “Sit!” my family was silent, staring at their plates, not even twitching.

It must have been the hardest 20 feet for a butt naked youngster to cross. After he put on his clothes, which lay beside the dinner table, he sat down. My son (6’4?) patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eyes, sighed and shook his head. By now he was really, really nervous. You could almost smell it.

In my best Russian accent:

“My friend, I’m going to ask you a question. The answer you give is very important…. for you.”

At this point he was sweating.

“Do you like cats?”

He was a very likeable and friendly guy.


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